Are YOU a Savvy Shopper?
Get ready BGI gal because it’s time for your favorite part of the blogazine…the quiz!!!!! What better way to find out which one of the three vague and very polarized categories you fall into on the big spectrum of life? Today’s topic: SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. You’re elbows deep in the sale rack at Forever 21 and you see a major skank eye-balling the same super cute unitard you’ve been crushing on. You:
A. Let her have it and buy yourself a Venti, non-fat, no whip, sugar-free, decaf, extra hot, mochaccino as a consolation prize. (1 pt)
B. Throw your keys to the left to distract her with something shiny and swoop in for the steal. (2 pt)
C. Forcefully claim your Lycra onesie and tell that bitch she should consider herself lucky for not making your ruin your $70 manicure. (3 pt)
2. After spending 4 hours at Sephora finding the exact shade of lip stain that Katy Perry was wearing on her album cover you realize that it costs more than you make in tips at FroYo City. You:
A. Compliment the Sephora clerk on his creamy complexion and toss him some fro yo coupons in the hope that he’ll slip you his employee discount. (2 pt)
B. Admit defeat, settle for the lip slick that Jordan wore for her latest book signing, and hope that your crush won’t notice. (1 pt)
C. Find an old man in the food court and show him just enough cleavage to ensure he’ll buy you your perfect pucker potion. (3 pt)
3. Your besties would describe your shopping style as:
A. Ruthless. To you the word SALE is synonymous with poor, you once pouted for a week before your dad caved and bought you your “medically necessary” Botox injections, and your credit card company is scared of you. (3 pt)
B. Fierce and frugal. Yeah you splurged on that Yves Saint Laurent faux wrap-style peasant skirt, but you know how to work a coupon book and have a knack for flawlessly accessorizing your favorite Target sequined jacket. (2 pt)
C. You may not be up on all the latest fashion trends but you are an avid believer in Ross’s “designer event sale” and can walk away from a flea market with an arm full of flashy vintage realtor jackets that would make anyone jealous. (1 pt)
RESULTS
(7-9 points)
The last time you used restraint was when you tied up your hair stylist because she tried to give you Jennifer Anniston highlights and not Lauren Conrad highlights. You sit firmly in the camp of people that believe “fashionista” is a word and that calling something “fierce” means it is trendy. Bravo queen bee! Keep it up and your passion for couture will make Blair Waldorf look like a bag lady.
(4-6 points)
You’re perfect. You win at life. Pick up your prize at the cashier’s booth.
(0-3 points)
Sure your friends say you look a little like Ugly Betty and cats follow you home but you know deep down that it is their way of complimenting your quirky Appalachian Bo-Ho chic style. Don’t give up your dream that acid wash will come back into fashion and hang on to your Hypercolor T-shirts just in case, but don’t be afraid to indulge at Vanity once in a while on some of those cool jeans with leather stitching up the sides. Animal print never dies!
1. You’re elbows deep in the sale rack at Forever 21 and you see a major skank eye-balling the same super cute unitard you’ve been crushing on. You:
A. Let her have it and buy yourself a Venti, non-fat, no whip, sugar-free, decaf, extra hot, mochaccino as a consolation prize. (1 pt)
B. Throw your keys to the left to distract her with something shiny and swoop in for the steal. (2 pt)
C. Forcefully claim your Lycra onesie and tell that bitch she should consider herself lucky for not making your ruin your $70 manicure. (3 pt)
2. After spending 4 hours at Sephora finding the exact shade of lip stain that Katy Perry was wearing on her album cover you realize that it costs more than you make in tips at FroYo City. You:
A. Compliment the Sephora clerk on his creamy complexion and toss him some fro yo coupons in the hope that he’ll slip you his employee discount. (2 pt)
B. Admit defeat, settle for the lip slick that Jordan wore for her latest book signing, and hope that your crush won’t notice. (1 pt)
C. Find an old man in the food court and show him just enough cleavage to ensure he’ll buy you your perfect pucker potion. (3 pt)
3. Your besties would describe your shopping style as:
A. Ruthless. To you the word SALE is synonymous with poor, you once pouted for a week before your dad caved and bought you your “medically necessary” Botox injections, and your credit card company is scared of you. (3 pt)
B. Fierce and frugal. Yeah you splurged on that Yves Saint Laurent faux wrap-style peasant skirt, but you know how to work a coupon book and have a knack for flawlessly accessorizing your favorite Target sequined jacket. (2 pt)
C. You may not be up on all the latest fashion trends but you are an avid believer in Ross’s “designer event sale” and can walk away from a flea market with an arm full of flashy vintage realtor jackets that would make anyone jealous. (1 pt)
RESULTS
(7-9 points)
The last time you used restraint was when you tied up your hair stylist because she tried to give you Jennifer Anniston highlights and not Lauren Conrad highlights. You sit firmly in the camp of people that believe “fashionista” is a word and that calling something “fierce” means it is trendy. Bravo queen bee! Keep it up and your passion for couture will make Blair Waldorf look like a bag lady.
(4-6 points)
You’re perfect. You win at life. Pick up your prize at the cashier’s booth.
(0-3 points)
Sure your friends say you look a little like Ugly Betty and cats follow you home but you know deep down that it is their way of complimenting your quirky Appalachian Bo-Ho chic style. Don’t give up your dream that acid wash will come back into fashion and hang on to your Hypercolor T-shirts just in case, but don’t be afraid to indulge at Vanity once in a while on some of those cool jeans with leather stitching up the sides. Animal print never dies!
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