BGI Glossary of Terms
100 Calorie Packs : Any fabulous fun fresh and fantastic girl should know these are a full meal.100 calorie packs should be consumed with a triple tall, double whipped, no cal soy latte with extra foam. For those extra indulgent days, 100 calorie packs (check your local grocery store in the "snacks" aisle) can be eaten with three carrots or a stick of celery. YUM!
BGI- Bad Girls Island: Your source for all things fashion, fun, fabulous, and perfect. Those of us on the BGI team have reached true perfection in all areas of our life. Our mission is to share our knowledge with the world, in hopes of weeding out the uglies and the fatties.
BGI Girl - Our incredibly loyal readers who are slowly working on beautifying the world, one skinny jean and perfect eyeliner job at a time.
BGIHQ-Bad Girl's Island Head Quarters: The uber secrect and oh so fabulous lair that is the birthplace of all things fashionable and flirty. Entry requires a personal invitation marked in blood by the founding foursome as well as a pre-entry personal style consult with Rachel Zoe. Uglies need not apply.
BGIsdom: A term that has a dual meaning. Both the wisdom of BGItches and a state in which one may find themselves after a particularly enthusiastic makey outy session wherein one's Mr. Hotbod Handsomeface uses your face as target practice for his love juice.
Fatty McLosercaboose : A seriously gross person. Usually found in the cubicle next to you at your temp job. FM's are easily identified by their last season shoes, sandwich consumption, and talk of things such as "teenage sons, suburbs, and Lipton Iced Tea" watch out for these women, they will tell you 100 calorie packs are a great snack and the Jonas brothers look sooo young. Scratch their eyes out whenever possible.
Glossy Tresses : Something you should have on your head at all times. Hair is something that should be shiny, sassy, and sleek always. For the latest in hair perfection techniques, subscribe now to BGI!!! No seriously, your hair needs help and we can fix it. Hair is a reflection on the quality of your soul.
Leggings: Totes hot as pants! A true BGI girl can wear leggings without camel toe, butt sweat, or visible fat!
Math: We don't know what this means. But we do know that BGI + Magazine = The Bestest!!
Mr. Hotbod Handsomeface: The dreamiest of swoony boys. Only real BGI Girls can snag this man as he is the only acceptable guy for any of you to be seen with. Revamp his wardrobe and make him ditch all his loser friends! Don't forget to make him feel bad for not reading your mind!
Rancho Pirate Bend and Flex: The premiere hot n' heavy make out move.
Science: We don't know what this means either. Srsly.
Unitards: Why wear two pieces of clothing when you could wear one?! Unleash your inner Gaga and rock this look harder than LiLo going into convulsions from combining RoHIPnol and 2 hair flips at any BGI-approved Hollywood nightclub.
BGI- Bad Girls Island: Your source for all things fashion, fun, fabulous, and perfect. Those of us on the BGI team have reached true perfection in all areas of our life. Our mission is to share our knowledge with the world, in hopes of weeding out the uglies and the fatties.
BGI Girl - Our incredibly loyal readers who are slowly working on beautifying the world, one skinny jean and perfect eyeliner job at a time.
BGIHQ-Bad Girl's Island Head Quarters: The uber secrect and oh so fabulous lair that is the birthplace of all things fashionable and flirty. Entry requires a personal invitation marked in blood by the founding foursome as well as a pre-entry personal style consult with Rachel Zoe. Uglies need not apply.
BGIsdom: A term that has a dual meaning. Both the wisdom of BGItches and a state in which one may find themselves after a particularly enthusiastic makey outy session wherein one's Mr. Hotbod Handsomeface uses your face as target practice for his love juice.
Fatty McLosercaboose : A seriously gross person. Usually found in the cubicle next to you at your temp job. FM's are easily identified by their last season shoes, sandwich consumption, and talk of things such as "teenage sons, suburbs, and Lipton Iced Tea" watch out for these women, they will tell you 100 calorie packs are a great snack and the Jonas brothers look sooo young. Scratch their eyes out whenever possible.
Glossy Tresses : Something you should have on your head at all times. Hair is something that should be shiny, sassy, and sleek always. For the latest in hair perfection techniques, subscribe now to BGI!!! No seriously, your hair needs help and we can fix it. Hair is a reflection on the quality of your soul.
Leggings: Totes hot as pants! A true BGI girl can wear leggings without camel toe, butt sweat, or visible fat!
Math: We don't know what this means. But we do know that BGI + Magazine = The Bestest!!
Mr. Hotbod Handsomeface: The dreamiest of swoony boys. Only real BGI Girls can snag this man as he is the only acceptable guy for any of you to be seen with. Revamp his wardrobe and make him ditch all his loser friends! Don't forget to make him feel bad for not reading your mind!
Rancho Pirate Bend and Flex: The premiere hot n' heavy make out move.
Science: We don't know what this means either. Srsly.
Unitards: Why wear two pieces of clothing when you could wear one?! Unleash your inner Gaga and rock this look harder than LiLo going into convulsions from combining RoHIPnol and 2 hair flips at any BGI-approved Hollywood nightclub.
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