Bad Girl's Island Staff Bios
Meet the brains behind the blogazine
Katy
Katy’s flare for the fabulous was destined from birth because she is the love child of world famous fashion designer Jean Lacriouax and a super model who accidentally ovulated once. Her glamour quotient steadily rose through her youth but it wasn’t until her teenage years when she personally talked Marc Jacobs out of putting shoulder pads in his new collection that people really began to appreciate her genius. Katy attended Ivy university and graduated maxima cum laude with a triple major in fashion, astrology, and greatness. In addition to schooling burgeoning Bad Girl’s in Training she is a certified dudevorce mediator, was Perez Hilton’s phone a friend on Celebrity Millionaire, and is single-handedly spearheading a movement to retroactively give Jennifer Grey a nose job in “Dirty Dancing” so young impressional youth won’t get the wrong idea. Katy’s intrests include shaming people, drinking coffee while chain smoking, and using Lattise.
Pamela
When Pamela was born, legend has it that she held the secret for losing weight while still eating carbs, and the rest of her life has only improved the world more. Her tutelage in fashion began at an early age, graduating at the top of her class in fabulousness in record time, and her senior thesis on "Who Wore It Best?" is said to have been responsible for decreasing the hole in the ozone layer by 32%. Her interests include: Moisturizer, crushing on Nick Jonas look-a-likes, drinking cosmos and gossiping with her besties, keeping food journals, Keira Knightley, and bringing fab fashionable fierceness to the world.
Sarah
Resident sex-ologist Sarah is a man-crazy crush-a-holic who has more than one trick up her sleeve when it comes to snagging a man! But just because this babealicious diva is perfect from the feet up doesn't mean she's a slut! Let Sarah's rote memorization of the Kama Sutra and expertise in perfect scrunchie/scrotum placement take you and your man to Pleasure Town every time! Sarah has never had hair grow in inappropriate places and has been banned from several hip cocktail bars for causing too many head-turning related man-injuries. Before landing on Bad Girl's Island, Sarah pioneered the world famous rancho pirate bend-and-flex, and she is the leading expert in the field of downlow workplace fellatio. Sarah's interests include Activia, creating multiple uses for leggings, Blake Lively's Apple Pie with Splenda fragrance, being better than you, and Sugar-Free Mango Tango Bubbalicious.
Chippy Chick
Chippy Chick got her education in fabulousness at the feet of her always fashionable and glamourous babysitter. She completed her education in accessorizing to perfection at Rayray's School of Cosmetology in Queens, NY and has worked in all things fabulous, fun, and fashionable since she was in middle school. Ms. Chick has worked at BGI since the beginning as a contributor for the beautification of the world. She once almost got into a bar fight with Lindsay Lohan over the last blue drink umbrella but quickly stepped out of the fight because blue is soooo last season. Chippy loves to cook and has perfected a secret recipe for the maple syrup cleanse (shh!).
Katy
Katy’s flare for the fabulous was destined from birth because she is the love child of world famous fashion designer Jean Lacriouax and a super model who accidentally ovulated once. Her glamour quotient steadily rose through her youth but it wasn’t until her teenage years when she personally talked Marc Jacobs out of putting shoulder pads in his new collection that people really began to appreciate her genius. Katy attended Ivy university and graduated maxima cum laude with a triple major in fashion, astrology, and greatness. In addition to schooling burgeoning Bad Girl’s in Training she is a certified dudevorce mediator, was Perez Hilton’s phone a friend on Celebrity Millionaire, and is single-handedly spearheading a movement to retroactively give Jennifer Grey a nose job in “Dirty Dancing” so young impressional youth won’t get the wrong idea. Katy’s intrests include shaming people, drinking coffee while chain smoking, and using Lattise.
Pamela
When Pamela was born, legend has it that she held the secret for losing weight while still eating carbs, and the rest of her life has only improved the world more. Her tutelage in fashion began at an early age, graduating at the top of her class in fabulousness in record time, and her senior thesis on "Who Wore It Best?" is said to have been responsible for decreasing the hole in the ozone layer by 32%. Her interests include: Moisturizer, crushing on Nick Jonas look-a-likes, drinking cosmos and gossiping with her besties, keeping food journals, Keira Knightley, and bringing fab fashionable fierceness to the world.
Sarah
Resident sex-ologist Sarah is a man-crazy crush-a-holic who has more than one trick up her sleeve when it comes to snagging a man! But just because this babealicious diva is perfect from the feet up doesn't mean she's a slut! Let Sarah's rote memorization of the Kama Sutra and expertise in perfect scrunchie/scrotum placement take you and your man to Pleasure Town every time! Sarah has never had hair grow in inappropriate places and has been banned from several hip cocktail bars for causing too many head-turning related man-injuries. Before landing on Bad Girl's Island, Sarah pioneered the world famous rancho pirate bend-and-flex, and she is the leading expert in the field of downlow workplace fellatio. Sarah's interests include Activia, creating multiple uses for leggings, Blake Lively's Apple Pie with Splenda fragrance, being better than you, and Sugar-Free Mango Tango Bubbalicious.
Chippy Chick
Chippy Chick got her education in fabulousness at the feet of her always fashionable and glamourous babysitter. She completed her education in accessorizing to perfection at Rayray's School of Cosmetology in Queens, NY and has worked in all things fabulous, fun, and fashionable since she was in middle school. Ms. Chick has worked at BGI since the beginning as a contributor for the beautification of the world. She once almost got into a bar fight with Lindsay Lohan over the last blue drink umbrella but quickly stepped out of the fight because blue is soooo last season. Chippy loves to cook and has perfected a secret recipe for the maple syrup cleanse (shh!).