Bad Girl's Island

100 Calorie Packs : Any fabulous fun fresh and fantastic girl should know these are a full meal.100 calorie packs should be consumed with a triple tall, double whipped, no cal soy latte with extra foam. For those extra indulgent days, 100 calorie packs (check your local grocery store in the "snacks" aisle) can be eaten with three carrots or a stick of celery. YUM!

BGI- Bad Girls Island: Your source for all things fashion, fun, fabulous, and perfect. Those of us on the BGI team have reached true perfection in all areas of our life. Our mission is to share our knowledge with the world, in hopes of weeding out the uglies and the fatties.

BGI Girl - Our incredibly loyal readers who are slowly working on beautifying the world, one skinny jean and perfect eyeliner job at a time.

BGIHQ-Bad Girl's Island Head Quarters: The uber secrect and oh so fabulous lair that is the birthplace of all things fashionable and flirty. Entry requires a personal invitation marked in blood by the founding foursome as well as a pre-entry personal style consult with Rachel Zoe. Uglies need not apply.

BGIsdom: A term that has a dual meaning. Both the wisdom of BGItches and a state in which one may find themselves after a particularly enthusiastic makey outy session wherein one's Mr. Hotbod Handsomeface uses your face as target practice for his love juice.

Fatty McLosercaboose : A seriously gross person. Usually found in the cubicle next to you at your temp job. FM's are easily identified by their last season shoes, sandwich consumption, and talk of things such as "teenage sons, suburbs, and Lipton Iced Tea" watch out for these women, they will tell you 100 calorie packs are a great snack and the Jonas brothers look sooo young. Scratch their eyes out whenever possible.

Glossy Tresses : Something you should have on your head at all times. Hair is something that should be shiny, sassy, and sleek always. For the latest in hair perfection techniques, subscribe now to BGI!!! No seriously, your hair needs help and we can fix it. Hair is a reflection on the quality of your soul.

Leggings: Totes hot as pants! A true BGI girl can wear leggings without camel toe, butt sweat, or visible fat!

Math: We don't know what this means. But we do know that BGI + Magazine = The Bestest!!

Mr. Hotbod Handsomeface: The dreamiest of swoony boys. Only real BGI Girls can snag this man as he is the only acceptable guy for any of you to be seen with. Revamp his wardrobe and make him ditch all his loser friends! Don't forget to make him feel bad for not reading your mind!

Rancho Pirate Bend and Flex: The premiere hot n' heavy make out move.

Science: We don't know what this means either. Srsly.

Unitards: Why wear two pieces of clothing when you could wear one?! Unleash your inner Gaga and rock this look harder than LiLo going into convulsions from combining RoHIPnol and 2 hair flips at any BGI-approved Hollywood nightclub.

Get ready BGI gal because it’s time for your favorite part of the blogazine…the quiz!!!!! What better way to find out which one of the three vague and very polarized categories you fall into on the big spectrum of life? Today’s topic: SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. You’re elbows deep in the sale rack at Forever 21 and you see a major skank eye-balling the same super cute unitard you’ve been crushing on. You:
A. Let her have it and buy yourself a Venti, non-fat, no whip, sugar-free, decaf, extra hot, mochaccino as a consolation prize. (1 pt)
B. Throw your keys to the left to distract her with something shiny and swoop in for the steal. (2 pt)
C. Forcefully claim your Lycra onesie and tell that bitch she should consider herself lucky for not making your ruin your $70 manicure. (3 pt)

2. After spending 4 hours at Sephora finding the exact shade of lip stain that Katy Perry was wearing on her album cover you realize that it costs more than you make in tips at FroYo City. You:
A. Compliment the Sephora clerk on his creamy complexion and toss him some fro yo coupons in the hope that he’ll slip you his employee discount. (2 pt)
B. Admit defeat, settle for the lip slick that Jordan wore for her latest book signing, and hope that your crush won’t notice. (1 pt)
C. Find an old man in the food court and show him just enough cleavage to ensure he’ll buy you your perfect pucker potion. (3 pt)

3. Your besties would describe your shopping style as:
A. Ruthless. To you the word SALE is synonymous with poor, you once pouted for a week before your dad caved and bought you your “medically necessary” Botox injections, and your credit card company is scared of you. (3 pt)
B. Fierce and frugal. Yeah you splurged on that Yves Saint Laurent faux wrap-style peasant skirt, but you know how to work a coupon book and have a knack for flawlessly accessorizing your favorite Target sequined jacket. (2 pt)
C. You may not be up on all the latest fashion trends but you are an avid believer in Ross’s “designer event sale” and can walk away from a flea market with an arm full of flashy vintage realtor jackets that would make anyone jealous. (1 pt)

RESULTS
(7-9 points)
The last time you used restraint was when you tied up your hair stylist because she tried to give you Jennifer Anniston highlights and not Lauren Conrad highlights. You sit firmly in the camp of people that believe “fashionista” is a word and that calling something “fierce” means it is trendy. Bravo queen bee! Keep it up and your passion for couture will make Blair Waldorf look like a bag lady.

(4-6 points)
You’re perfect. You win at life. Pick up your prize at the cashier’s booth.

(0-3 points)
Sure your friends say you look a little like Ugly Betty and cats follow you home but you know deep down that it is their way of complimenting your quirky Appalachian Bo-Ho chic style. Don’t give up your dream that acid wash will come back into fashion and hang on to your Hypercolor T-shirts just in case, but don’t be afraid to indulge at Vanity once in a while on some of those cool jeans with leather stitching up the sides. Animal print never dies!