5 Ways to Get a Hot Summer Hook-up
Summer is almost over BGI girl and from the looks of things we need to up the desperation factor in order for you to snag a man. Our overwhelmingly superior, beautiful, happy, fertile, and successful writers have put together this list to help you maximize your makey-outy moves!
1. Rub some mayo, eggs, and vinegar in your hair. Not only will it give your tresses a super sassy sexy smoldery savvy simple shine but it will make you smell like a salad which will remind him of food. Double win!
2. Tape a picture of Megan Fox to your face. What guy can resist this sex kitten? Meow!
3. While out at a bar with your closest besties simply cross one leg over the other, flip your tresses, look at your fingernails constantly, and swivel your head back and forth like you are silently saying "Oh no she didn't!" Guys are very visual and with this body language you will have his digits in no time!
4. No time for a pedicure and you are bound to run into Mr. Hotbod Handsomeface? Don't stress, just grab 400 salt packets from the cafeteria and combine them with the oil in the orange peel from your lunch. Instant pedi!
Bonus tip: Splash some of the juice from the orange on your face to enhance the glow of your skin.
5. Get really drunk.
Now go get 'em BGI girl!
1. Rub some mayo, eggs, and vinegar in your hair. Not only will it give your tresses a super sassy sexy smoldery savvy simple shine but it will make you smell like a salad which will remind him of food. Double win!
2. Tape a picture of Megan Fox to your face. What guy can resist this sex kitten? Meow!
3. While out at a bar with your closest besties simply cross one leg over the other, flip your tresses, look at your fingernails constantly, and swivel your head back and forth like you are silently saying "Oh no she didn't!" Guys are very visual and with this body language you will have his digits in no time!
4. No time for a pedicure and you are bound to run into Mr. Hotbod Handsomeface? Don't stress, just grab 400 salt packets from the cafeteria and combine them with the oil in the orange peel from your lunch. Instant pedi!
Bonus tip: Splash some of the juice from the orange on your face to enhance the glow of your skin.
5. Get really drunk.
Now go get 'em BGI girl!
Dear BGI,
OMG! I totes luv your way jiggy advice on how to finally snag a guy for the end of the summer. I totes snagged digits from TWO super hotties last nite following all of the advice, and it didn't even matter that a bear started chasing me afterwards because I had mayo in my hair and was menstruating. (way embarassing, BGI!) Anywho, thanx a mil Bad Girls Island!
-Sheylla, 23, Hoboken NJ